Archive for January, 2012
By JUNE FLETCHER
Q: I found a three-bedroom house, built in the 1970s, that I’d like to buy. The current homeowners are retiring to Florida. But the house is being sold “as is.” What does that mean, exactly? I’m a little worried, because it smells musty.
—Nashville, Tenn.
A: “As is” clauses in sale contracts mean that sellers aren’t making guarantees as to a property’s condition, and aren’t going to make any repairs. That’s a buzz-kill to many buyers, who assume, rightly or wrongly, that something major is wrong with the house.
But the problem can lie with sellers’ finances, instead. Folks who are living on a fixed income—perhaps the situation with the sellers of the house you want to buy—or going through a job loss or divorce may not have the cash to make any fixes. So before you make an offer, find out as much as you can both from your agent and the listing agent as to why the house is being sold “as is.”
Then, proceed with caution. Buying “as is” means that you are agreeing to shoulder the costs for any obvious defects, from ripped screens to stained carpeting. Hidden defects that sellers know about should be listed on the property disclosure form. (That includes issues that could be causing that musty smell, like leaky pipes or water intrusion from the recent snowstorms.) Back away from the deal if the sellers ask you to sign a disclaimer noting that they have elected not to fill out this form. If you do, you’ll be signing away an important protection.
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If you decide to make an offer, make sure that it is contingent on inspections for mold and wood-boring insects like termites that dwell in moist wood, as well as a general home inspection. If problems are found, feel free to ask for reasonable repair costs. Additionally, you might ask for a small sum, say $1,000, to cover any handyman issues that might arise during the escrow period. The sellers may decide to turn you down, but with buyers still in short supply, they may well work with you.
Meanwhile, the source of that musty smell must be pinpointed. It may be coming from one of the current owner’s possessions, like old books that have been left in a humid basement. But if it is coming from the house itself, then it must be remediated. Drywall often smells bad when it becomes wet, as mold, mildew and bacteria devour it. Superficial splashes can sometimes be cleaned with a bleach solution, but if the drywall got really soaked then it will have to be replaced.
And keep in mind that if mold is found, you may have difficulty obtaining insurance. Since the hurricane-ravaged mid-2000s, many insurers began to limit or even eliminate coverage for mold. Some will not write policies at all on homes that have had even minor mold damage.
Send questions or comments to June Fletcher at fletcher.june@gmail.com
The Third Jihad, Adelson, and GingrichSarah Posner ("Religion Dispatches," January 27, 2012)
New York City, USA – Thanks to the Brennan Center’s freedom of information request, we now know that the NYPD not only showed the anti-Muslim film The Third Jihad to officers, but showed it on a continuous loop. Muslim groups are calling for the resignation of Police Commissioner Ray Kelly, who gave an interview to the film, and his spokesperson, Paul Browne, who first said the filmmakers used footage of Kelly without his knowledge, and later changed his story to admit that he had recommended Kelly participate in the film.
The NYPD showed its trainees a film designed to make them believe that ordinary American Muslims are part of a secret treasonous plot against America.
Sheldon Adelson, the casino moghul funding the super PAC supporting Newt Gingrich, also funded the Clarion Fund, which produced The Third Jihad. Gal Beckerman of the Forward wrote earlier this week about Adelson’s toxic impact on the GOP primary:
But the greater concern is that because of his influence on Gingrich, Adelson has turned the Republican contest into a competition of extreme rhetoric, in which there is no room for compromise or diplomacy, and the only answer to any international problem is unmitigated toughness. No one wants to be outflanked by the right when it comes to foreign policy (no one, I should say, besides Ron Paul) and so Gingrichâs apparent parroting of Adelsonâs hardline attitudes about Israel â and, I should add, Iran â means that the whole tone of the race is affected.
Adelson, and the Clarion Fund, have influenced Gingrich on Islamophobia, too. Gingrich produced his own, largely derivative, anti-Muslim film that draws on many of the same conspiracy theories and falsehoods as The Third Jihad. Gingrich’s film was produced by Citizens United (which brought us the Supreme Court case that permits unlimited funding by Adelson and his wife, Miriam).
The Third Jihad â which, remember, the NYPD was showing to officers undergoing counterterrorism training â focuses on an ominous depiction of a fifth column of Muslims who seek to bring down America from within. It relied on the discredited conspiracy theory that a single memorandum by a low-level Muslim Brotherhood member proves that mainstream Muslim groups in the United States are engaged in a secret plot to subvert the Constitution and install a theocracy governed by shari’ah law.
Gingrich’s film uses the same star used in The Third Jihad to promote that claim, Zuhdi Jasser, who was also the chief witness in Rep. Peter King’s hearings on “The Extent of Radicalization in the American Muslim Community:”
Unlike more wild-eyed anti-Muslim agitators like Frank Gaffney (with whom Jasser has collaborated) and Pamela Geller, Jasser comes across as calm, sober and professional. He gained notoriety in 2008, with the release of the Clarion Fund film The Third Jihad, which claimed that a fifth column of Muslim extremists have infiltrated America with the intent of establishing a theocratic state. The star of the film, Jasser helped promote the claim that has ricocheted all over the rightâthat a single document written by a lone Muslim Brotherhood member in the early 1990s proves that American Muslim charities and advocacy groups are part of a plot to subvert the Constitution and America and install an Islamic theocracy.
More recently, Jasser made an appearance in Newt Gingrichâs 2010 documentary, America At Risk: The War With No Name, produced by Citizens United, the conservative group whose efforts to air its antiâHillary Clinton documentary led to the Supreme Court decision allowing unlimited corporate money in campaigns. The release of the film roughly coincided with the Geller-created hysteria over Park51, as well as with Gingrichâs own calls to ban Sharia, warning of âa comprehensive political, economic and religious movement that seeks to impose shariaâIslamic lawâupon all aspects of global society.â The film is notably anti-Obama.
As I noted in my earlier post on last night’s debate, Gingrich had the gall to complain about “an increasingly aggressive war against religion and in particular against Christianity in this country.”
Intel has agreed to buy about 190 patents from RealNetworks as part of a deal worth $120m (£76m).
The sale also includes a further 170 patent applications and a commitment to co-develop and share RealNetworks' video encoding software.
Intel says the deal will help it offer "exciting video experiences" on devices using its chips.
Industry insiders say the move undermines recent reports that "the patent bubble" may have burst.
The agreement has been struck against a backdrop of a rising number of lawsuits fought by tech companies accusing each other of infringing their intellectual property.
Recent weeks have seen legal actions filed by Motorola Mobility against Apple, Apple against Samsung, and British Telecom against Google, amongst others.
A victory can allow a company to demand a sales ban of its rivals' products, or force the loser to pay expensive licence fees.
By purchasing part of RealNetwork's library Intel buys itself protection against claims from other firms on the purchased video technologies, and can potentially block rivals using the same techniques.
"The planned acquisition… includes foundational media and other patents, expanding Intel's diverse patent portfolio and strengthening our focus on innovation in new markets," a company spokeswoman said.
"As internet-connected computing expands beyond the PC to nearly every kind of electronic device – including phones, tablets, consumer electronics, cars and other areas not traditionally associated with computing – there is a growing need to deliver exciting video experiences across all these devices."
RealNetworks said that the move helped it free up cash which it could use to invest in new businesses.
"We look forward to working with Intel to support the development of the next-generation video codec software and related products," said the firm's chief executive Thomas Nielsen.
The firms say the deal is expected to be completed next month.
A number of high profile patent deals over the past year had led some analysts to claim that a price bubble had developed.
A consortium including Apple, Microsoft, Sony and RIM paid $4.5bn for patents belonging to the bankrupt telecoms firm Nortel Networks last July.
Then in August Google agreed to buy Motorola Mobility and its 23,500 patents for $12.5bn. The search firm also acquired close to 1,200 patents from IBM.
However, two recent developments caused analysts to question the health of the market.
Last Thursday, Kodak filed for bankruptcy protection after struggling to auction more than 1,100 of its digital imaging patents.
Then on Monday the telecoms research firm Interdigital confirmed that it had called off plans to sell its portfolio of 20,000 patents after failing to strike a deal after six months of talks.
The Financial Times subsequently reported that "the bubble-like mood of last summer has started to fade".
Reuters Breakingviews went further writing that the bubble had been "pricked".
Although Intel's purchase is significantly smaller in value than some of the previous deals, one patent lawyer said it would be premature to claim the market had cooled.
"There is still real value and significant strategic advantage to be claimed by striking careful and shrewd deals in the hi-tech sector," said Jonathan Radcliffe, intellectual property partner at the law firm Mayer Brown which acts for a number of technology firms.
"We are increasingly going to see this kind of thoughtful and considered patent portfolio building in the future, especially where the deals compliment [a] company's existing core strengths."
Some analysts admit Google may have overpaid to clinch some of its deals, but say that patents continue to command a premium.
"Intellectual property is still a massively important commodity and there are global consumer electronics titans fighting each other in a cutthroat business," said Ben Wood, director of research at the consultants CCS Insight.
"So long as the litigation continues so will the demand for patents."
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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Hewlett-Packard Co said on Monday long-time director Larry Babbio Jr. will step down, as the technology giant continues to restructure its much-criticized board.
Babbio, along with fellow directors Sari Baldauf and Dominique Senequier, will not stand for reelection at an upcoming shareholders’ meeting on March 21, the company said in regulatory filings.
HP’s board has found itself time and again on the firing line since its infamous wire-tapping incident in 2005, when a scandal involving eavesdropping on directors and journalists forced then-Chairwoman Patricia Dunn to resign the following year.
Babbio, a director since 2002, and Baldauf, a director since 2006, were part of a board that presided over the company during the so-called “pretexting” scandal.
The board has seen a major turnover in the past year with the addition of six new directors, including Chief Executive Meg Whitman and investor Ralph Whitworth, principal of Relational Investors.
Of the 13 directors re-elected to HP’s board last March, 10 joined the board in 2009 or later.
Babbio, a former vice chairman and president of Verizon Communications, was previously a director of Compaq, which HP acquired in 2002. That decision, too, was mired in controversy as allegations of vote-buying surrounded Deutsche Bank’s decision to support HP’s acquisition.
Dissident board member Walter Hewlett then accused the rest of the board of buying Deutsche’s support for the deal by tying it to future banking business.
(Reporting By Poornima Gupta; Editing by Richard Chang)
CNN’s Joe Johns, Kevin Liptak, Shawna Shepherd, Adam Aigner-Treworgy and Paul Steinhauser contributed to this report.
Por TOM LURICELLA
A Bridgewater Associates faturou alto para seus investidores nos últimos anos com suas apostas pessimistas sobre boa parte da economia mundial. E a firma de fundos de hedge não tem quaisquer planos de mudar sua visão sombria neste ano novo.
Robert Prince, codiretor-presidente de investimentos da Bridgewater, e os executivos da maior firma de fundos de hedge do mundo se preparam para pelo menos uma década de crescimento lento e desemprego alto nas economias dos países ricos. Prince descreve essas economias — especialmente os Estados Unidos e a Europa — como “zumbis” e diz que elas continuarão assim até conseguirem eliminar suas montanhas de dívidas.
“O que vemos é um cenário de sistemas econômicos quebrados e operando na UTI”, diz Prince. “Estamos vivendo uma desalavancagem histórica que provavelmente levará 15 a 20 anos, e só estamos no quarto ano.”
Na Europa, “a crise de dívida ainda está longe de terminar”, diz ele. A crise financeira e econômica significa que os juros dos EUA e da Europa ficarão praticamente no zero durante anos.
Neste cenário desolador, Prince diz que as ações continuam vulneráveis a “correntes de ar” causadas por choques como más notícias na Europa. Mas para os investidores de longo prazo de olho na próxima década, diz ele, investir em ações pode ser uma boa alternativa. Dá para faturar até com Treasurys, apesar dos juros batendo recorde de tão baixos, e o ouro provavelmente voltará a subir enquanto os bancos centrais imprimem dinheiro para impulsionar suas economias, diz Prince.
Os pontos de vista da Bridgewater são acompanhados atentamente por outros investidores, devido ao status elevado da empresa no mundo competitivo das aplicações em fundo de hedge. O principal fundo da Bridgewater, o Pure Alpha Strategy Fund, é considerado um dos melhores do mundo.
O fundo estava em alta de 25% em novembro desde o início do ano, segundo pessoas a par da situação. Os fundos macro caíram em média 3,7% no mesmo período, segundo a Hedge Fund Research.
O fundo da Bridgewater está posicionado atualmente para a alta do ouro, a valorização das moedas dos países emergentes da Ásia e o rendimento menor nos mercados de títulos de dívida soberana de países de baixo risco, diz Prince.
A firma lucrou em 2011 com aplicações em ouro, mas recuou do investimento no terceiro trimestre. Ela também passou de uma visão pessimista sobre os Treasurys no início do ano para aplicações com vista a uma alta nesses papéis. A firma também se beneficiou da alta nos principais mercados europeus de títulos de dívida e escapou dos fortes prejuízos dos outros fundos macro, que tinham apostado na desvalorização do euro perante o dólar. Em vez disso, a Bridgewater apostou corretamente na desvalorização do euro em relação ao iene.
Fundada em 1976 por Ray Dalio, a Bridgewater administra US$ 125 bilhões e tem 1.400 empregados. Prince, de 53 anos, entrou na firma em 1986. Entre os clientes da Bridgewater estão instituições como fundos de pensão e de dotação, juntamente com governos e bancos centrais estrangeiros.
O Pure Alpha subiu todos os anos desde 2000 e só teve três anos em baixa desde 1991. O fundo propiciou um retorno de 9,4% depois de comissões em 2008 e depois de uma alta 2% em 2009 — a menor em uma década — obteve retorno de 44,8% em 2010.
Numa sala de reuniões na sede da Bridgewater, em Westport, no Estado americano de Connecticut, Prince desenhou um quadro preocupante sobre os desafios das economias dos EUA e da Europa.
As notícias recentes sobre a economia americana, melhores que as previstas, não devem marcar o início de uma expansão saudável, diz ele. A retomada do crescimento econômico têm sido alimentada pelo declínio da poupança, algo que não deve ser sustentável no longo prazo sem expansão na renda e no emprego, pois o crescimento da oferta de crédito no longo prazo também continua fraco, diz ele.
Enquanto isso, a Europa está a caminho de uma recessão possivelmente profunda, com os políticos de mãos atadas por uma crise interconectada dos bancos e das dívidas soberanas. “Há bancos insolventes dando suporte a governos insolventes e nações insolventes dando suporte a bancos insolventes”, diz ele.
O gestor acredita que os preços do ouro devem voltar a subir em meio à contínua impressão de dinheiro por parte da Reserva Federal dos EUA e outros bancos centrais. Esses esforços efetivamente desvalorizam as moedas desses países em comparação com o ouro, diz Prince.
Prince também acredita que as ações são um investimento atraente em uma perspectiva de longo prazo, especialmente em comparação com títulos de dívida ou dinheiro.
By RUSSELL ADAMS
News Corp. is expected to name veteran Washington attorney Gerson Zweifach as its next general counsel, filling what is likely to be a sensitive role as the media conglomerate deals with the fallout of the phone-hacking scandal that erupted this summer.
A deal hasn’t been completed and talks could still fall apart. However, News Corp. is in advanced discussions with Mr. Zweifach and could announce his hire as early as January, according to a person familiar with the situation.
Mr. Zweifach (pronounced ZWEYE-fak) couldn’t be reached for comment.
Mr. Zweifach has spent three decades at Williams & Connolly LLP where he has tried antitrust, securities, media and first amendment cases, including a spate of high-profile lawsuits defending the National Enquirer.
He also represented former New York Stock Exchange chief executive Richard Grasso in a civil trial brought in 2004 by former New York state attorney general Eliot Spitzer to recoup much of Mr. Grasso’s $187.5 million pay package.
In 2008, the state Court of Appeals ruled Mr. Grasso was entitled to the money.
Mr. Zweifach would succeed Lawrence Jacobs, News Corp.’s former top lawyer, who resigned in June.
Mr. Jacobs’s departure came just six months after onetime Justice Department antitrust chief Joel Klein joined News Corp. as an executive vice president in the office of the chairman.
Mr. Klein, who joined News Corp. after a stint as New York City schools chancellor, was initially hired to help the media company carve out a role in the education business. But not long after he joined the company, Mr. Klein began playing a role in the company’s legal affairs.
Mr. Klein’s presence created tension at News Corp. because it appeared to encroach on Mr. Jacobs’s turf, according to people familiar with the matter. Mr. Jacobs decided to leave the company as a result of Mr. Klein’s expanded role, the people said.
Mr. Jacobs said at the time that he was stepping down to “pursue new opportunities.”
Since then, Janet Nova has served as interim group general counsel. Ms. Nova is expected to stay at the company, where she has served as deputy general counsel.
News Corp. owns The Wall Street Journal.
Williams & Connolly was part of a powerful team of lawyers News Corp. hired over the summer amid mounting allegations that reporters at the now-closed News of the World newspaper illegally intercepted voice-mail messages in pursuit of scoops.
News Corp. this week said it reached settlements with seven people, including an ex-lover of Princess Diana, who brought phone-hacking claims against the News of the World.
Write to Russell Adams at russell.adams@wsj.com
dubai: The Dubai Municipality will soon come out with an Integrated Waste Management Master Plan for Dubai for the next 20 years which will focus on a sustainable and innovative waste management system.
"Dubai Municipality is not only responding to the current demand for efficient and effective waste management but also safeguarding economic growth and social development as well through its integrated approach to a sustainable and innovative waste management system. Working under the sustainability banner, Dubai Municipality is keen to bring this initiative to fruition," said Salah AbdulRahman Amiri, Assistant Director General for Environment & Public Health Services Sector.
The master plan is being developed by municipality’s Consultant Mott MacDonald.
Abdulmajeed Abdulaziz Saifaie, Director Waste Management Department, said the department primarily aims to reduce the amount of waste generated and also reduce the amount of waste being sent to the landfills by using the integrated and innovative approach to waste management.
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By DENNIS NISHI
Sara Mast turned her love of documentary film into a career in reality television. She began by taking a low-paying production job to make ends meet. Now she’s an executive producer for “The Hills,” an MTV reality show that follows the personal lives of a fashion-design student and her friends. It’s one of the top rated reality shows among 12-to-34 year-olds. Dennis Nishi spoke with Ms. Mast about what it takes to succeed in Hollywood. Edited excerpts follow.
Full name: Sara Mast
Hometown: Minnetonka, Minn.
Current position: Reality show producer
First job: Pizza cook
Favorite job: This one
Education: B.A. in Women’s Studies, Mt. Holyoke College; M.A. Screenwriting, American Film Institute
Years in the industry: 16
How I got to here in 10 words or less: Passion, drive, determination and luck
Q. Did you go to film school?
A. I went to Mt. Holyoke, a woman’s college in South Hadley, Mass. They didn’t have a film program, but I was able to take experimental film courses at Hampshire College nearby. The funny thing I learned while making these avant-garde films was that I was way more interested in traditional narrative and documentary, things that told a clear story.
Q. What did you want to do in film and how did you get started?
A. I decided I wanted to make an impact and documentary was where I thought I could make a change in the world, so I made a few environmental documentaries. After graduating in 1990, I moved to San Francisco. I started dating a guy at the time that introduced me to somebody that worked under Henry Selick, director of “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Through that contact I was able to wangle an internship with Disney. I also worked as a picture framer for two shops for $5.75 an hour.
Q. Is that how most people get into the industry?
A. People think they’re going to graduate from film school and be a director. It doesn’t work that way unless you’re a rare breakout genius. If you don’t have a lot of contacts, starting at the bottom is one of the few ways to get in. I spent what seemed like years on the edge of a financial abyss.
Q. How do you distinguish yourself when doing menial tasks like getting coffee or sweeping floors?
A. It was my eagerness to do whatever was asked without question. I also had an interest in camera and lighting and so I worked for free on some other small productions. So I also apprenticed in the camera department. And I found somebody who mentored me. I kept asking him a lot of questions until he saw that I had a passion for the work, and so did he. That helped my career a lot.
How You Can Get There, Too
Best advice: “Attach yourself to a mentor,” says Ms. Mast. “Find somebody willing to teach you.”
Skills you need: Film school is still a good way to learn skills. But you can also do it on your own. If you want to direct, then grab a camera and direct, says Ms. Mast. The costs of production have come down so the barriers of entry are less.
Where you should start: There are filmmakers everywhere. “But if you want to do what I do, you have to come to Los Angeles or go to New York,” says Ms. Mast. “That’s where the business is.”
Professional organizations to contact: American Screenwriting Association, the nonprofit Independent Feature Project and the International Documentary Association. Ms. Mast also recommends spending time on networking sites and YouTube.com. “Lot’s of people put their reels on YouTube, and I’ve looked at their stuff,” she says.
Salary range: The U.S. Bureau of Labor reports a 2007 mean wage for a producer in California is $96,340 and $108,580 in New York. Pay varies widely depending on such factors as the success of the show and terms negotiated in the contract.
Q. How long did it take you to move into a paying gig?
A. After a year, I became a production assistant and then soon after a camera assistant in San Francisco, where a lot of cutting edge special effects shops were. Over the course of (the job) I got really educated doing camera work for “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “James and the Giant Peach.” I also worked on the Robin Williams film “What Dreams May Come” as well as a few other movie and television shows. I moved to Los Angeles seven years later and went to grad school and got my master’s in screenwriting. I wanted to round out my experience and knowing screenwriting helped me understand story and structure. I continued to make shorts. My film “Big Issue” went to Sundance in 2002.
Q. How did you make the jump to reality television?
A. Despite all of this work, I was still poor and struggling. I had just done a couple of documentaries, including one on taxidermy called “Stuffed.” When reality television broke out, they were in need of people that had done that sort of narrative and documentary work.
Q. Did you see it as an extension of documentary work?
A. I saw reality television as this kind of anthropology of modern culture. I’ve always been fascinated by what makes people tick.
Q. You got your first reality show job on Craigslist. Explain.
A. Yeah, I kind of fibbed to get into the door. I wrote “reality TV is my life,” on my cover letter which would later become true. Truth is, I didn’t have much experience in TV, and I needed to pay the bills. The job was for the Learning Channel, and they hired me to work on a show called “Faking It.”
Q. How did you parlay that to get onto “The Hills?”
A. I worked on a bunch of different shows over six or seven years including “Wife Swap,” “Vacation Swap,” “Supernanny” and “Ice-T’s Rap School.” When I finally got an agent, he asked if I wanted to interview for an associate producer job on an MTV reality show. Three or four interviews later, they offered me the job. What clinched it was all of my production experience. I had done every job on the set.
Q. What’s your schedule like when you’re documenting the private lives of people? Are you afraid you’ll miss something if you take time off to be with your family?
A. The thing with reality TV is when reality happens, you have to go cover it. That includes some weekends and holidays. So I’m always scrambling to assemble a crew. I’m chained to my Blackberry.
Q. Critics generally fault reality programming for being overly scripted and set up. What kind of planning goes into “The Hills?”
A. It’s like pinball. We set up the game and the balls are going to go where they’re going to go. It’s my job to predict where they end up. Things are generally pretty predictable. We were at a bar last season and a boyfriend of one of the characters was flirting with another girl. There was an argument and they both stormed out into the parking lot behind the bar. We were not at all prepared for that, so here I am yelling at the crew to get cameras, lights and audio out the door and to find them. They were by the dumpsters crying. It ended up being a turning point.
Q. Do you ever worry about crossing a line to achieve an outcome?
A. There’s certainly some moral ambiguity. And you sometimes ask yourself if what you’re doing is right. At the same time, I have to be able to wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror so there are limits that I stay within.
Q. Do you feel you’ve broken some gender barriers getting to where you are?
A. There’s not a lot of women producers and directors. But because reality TV hit so fast, many smart and talented women were able to cross over. I was one of the first woman executive producers on “The Hills.”
Q. What’s your job like these days?
A. It’s busy and exciting. Sometimes I feel half my job is being part psychotherapist to the people and part field marshal to the crew.
Q. Where do you see yourself going with this?
A. I’d eventually like my own show. I love working in this genre. It’s sort of a hybrid that’s blurring the fine line between narrative and reality. And though some of the shows I’ve worked on have less societal value than others, I think entertaining people is a positive thing.
Write to Dennis Nishi at cjeditor@dowjones.com
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Corrections & Amplifications
Ms. Mast graduated from Mt. Holyoke, a woman’s college in South Hadley, Mass. An earlier version of this article incorrectly identified the school’s location.
Printed in The Wall Street Journal, page D8
By CHARLOTTE DRUCKMAN
In my early years, I was none too keen on ingesting snails. Something held me back: Bubblegum, my first pet and a shell-carrying member of the Helicidae family. Eventually, during a trip to Paris, I was coerced by the garlicky perfume emerging from my brother’s appetizer of escargots (as the French call the edible land-based ones), and I caved. That’s how many have been introduced to these mollusks—prepared à la Bourgogne, with that herbalicious compound butter.
“Of course, they have long been prized in Chinese cookery,” says Ken Hom, an expert of that cuisine, “We love their slightly chewy but soft texture and, like the French, usually prepare them with a very tasty, savory sauce.” Born in America to Chinese parents, Mr. Hom fondly recalls a traditional Cantonese dish from his mother’s repertoire—snails in black bean sauce with a touch of chili.
In the Philippines, the gastropods are simmered in coconut milk. In Thailand, they’re fodder for curry. And in Vietnam, they’re fragranced with lemongrass and tossed in a fiery soy sauce.
Troy Guard of Denver’s TAG eateries looks to East Asia and beyond for inspiration. He tucks the snails into soup dumplings; slices them into a Japanese-accented carpaccio seasoned with soy sauce, citrusy yuzu, mitsuba (a cress-like green) and myoga (ginger); and works them into an American combo—roasted tomato soup and grilled cheese (the snails are slipped between the bread).
At his restaurant Clio, Boston’s Ken Oringer relies on the chewy delicacies to capture the world in a bowl. His fricassee of snails contains the spicy Japanese condiment red yuzu kosho, local fiddlehead ferns and resinous Greek mastic infused with English peas.
While on the subject of British contributions, we’d be remiss to exclude Heston Blumenthal’s modern classic: his signature snail porridge, which appropriates breakfast’s oaty staple. It uses a verdant butter blended with parsley, garlic, shallots and cepes and makes that a savory base for the meaty protein.
Then it’s a visit to Brooklyn for Brian Leth’s recent addition to Vinegar Hill House’s list of specials, a pappardelle with the garden-variety snails plus watercress, pears and hazelnuts.
Across the bridge, at his new Spanish canteen Tertulia, in Greenwich Village, Seamus Mullen marries the creaminess of risotto to the earthy richness of snails and wild mushrooms, then adds the smoky saltiness of Idiazabal cheese and Iberico ham.
Mr. Mullen prefers the basil-fed buddies harvested by Mary Stewart in the Sierra Nevada. You can order them, when available, from Gilt Taste. Otherwise, the canned goods fly too (try the wild Burgundy offerings of Sarl Henri Maire from France, sold by Dean & Deluca). To “amp up their flavor,” Mr. Mullen recommends giving them a quick sauté in hot olive oil before doing the necessary marination.
When I taste the finished product, I’m reminded of a familiar chant. Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?
Seamus Mullen’s Arroz Cremoso de Caracoles
(Creamy Rice With Snails) Serves: 4
Ingredients
½ cup snails
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
1 teaspoon Champagne vinegar
1 clove garlic, finely minced
I bunch fresh basil leaves torn in pieces (save a few for garnish)
1 cup mixed wild mushrooms, cut into even sized pieces
Kosher salt, to taste
1 shallot, finely diced
2 cups arborio rice
1 tablespoon white wine
8 cups mushroom stock (vegetable stock simmered with 3 cups dried shiitake mushrooms for 30 minutes, then strained)
½ cup finely grated good-quality, smoky hard cheese (e.g. Idiazabal)
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
Pepper, to taste
Slices of Ibérico of Serrano ham
1. In a small bowl, mix snails, 1 tablespoon oil, vinegar, garlic and basil. Refrigerate while preparing the rice.
2. Heat remaining oil over medium-high heat in a medium saucepot. Vigorously sauté the mushrooms for 3 minutes and season with salt. Add shallot and cook until translucent, about 2 minutes. Add rice and stir thoroughly, toasting for about 2 minutes. Add wine and allow the alcohol to cook off before adding stock.
3. Slowly ladle in stock, stirring constantly. As the rice absorbs liquid, add more stock until the rice is nearly cooked all the way through, about 15 minutes. Fold in the chilled snail mixture and cook for another 2 minutes. Fold in cheese. Add liquid as needed to incorporate the cheese fully. Remove from heat and fold in butter. Season to taste with salt and pepper and divide onto four plates. Garnish with a few slices of ham, a drizzle of olive oil and torn basil leaves.
Corrections & Amplifications
Pappardelle with snails, watercress, pears and hazelnuts is a special at Vinegar Hill House in Brooklyn, N.Y., which is not an Italian restaurant. An earlier version of this article incorrectly said the dish was on the restaurant’s Italian menu.
Printed in The Wall Street Journal, page W7



